I am here today to talk about dangerous bathrooms in Disney World. Don’t worry. They’re not that scary. You can be brave.
In Disney’s Hollywood Studios, you might find yourself over in Muppets Courtyard. Here, you’ll find the Muppet-Vision 3D attraction as well as a Muppets-themed restaurant: PizzeRizzo. You’re probably wondering what on Earth this has to do with a bathroom. Well, pal, keep on readin’.
Well, there are bathrooms that are located right smack-dab next to PizzeRizzo. Every time we walk in to do our duties (or doodies) ((sorry, middle school boy humor)), we notice that the entire bathroom smells like glorious GARLIC.
A bathroom should not smell like garlic and pizza, okay? We should not be craving Italian food as we conduct our bathroom business. But alas.
We start to crave pizza, and then AGAINST OUR BETTER JUDGMENT we walk next door to PizzeRizzo. We might not even be hungry or planning to eat, but then the sweet smell of garlic calls our names and pretty much forces us to head next door to grab some grub.
These bathrooms are dangerous because they make us crave garlic bread because the food from next door smells good. And then we spend money when we weren’t planning to. And the food here is okay — it’s not great. It leaves a little to be desired.
Click here to see our full review of PizzeRizzo
Well, folks. We can’t say we didn’t warn you. If you fall victim to the call of the garlic bread, that’s on you, champ. If you’re looking for some other quality quick service options in Hollywood Studios, though, consider visiting Backlot Express, Woody’s Lunchbox, or even Ronto Roasters for some pizzazz.
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