Magic Kingdom in Disney World is definitely a magical place.
Magic Kingdom
The amount of dreams and magical moments that come true have to be uncountable at this point. However, there are a number of cringey things happening there that have us questioning if we’ll ever walk into the park again! Let’s talk about them
As we said, we’re going to go over some of the cringey things at Magic Kingdom that seriously have us questioning if we’ll ever go there again!
Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom
The Never-Ending Lines for Magic Kingdom Buses at the Hotels
Waking up early to catch the first bus to Magic Kingdom sounds like a good plan until you see the lines. The morning rush can make you feel like you’re waiting for a concert.
Bus stop at All-Star Movies
And trying to leave the park after the fireworks? Good luck. The crowds and wait times can be a real test of patience.
The Crowds and Castle Proposals
Magic Kingdom is the most nostalgic park at Disney World, but it’s also the most crowded.
Cinderella Castle Crowds
Trying to navigate through a sea of people, especially those getting engaged in front of Cinderella Castle (it can feel like it happens every five minutes), can be overwhelming.
Congested Walkways
Tied with that last item, congested walkways are one of my biggest pet peeves. People stopping in the middle of the path or clustering around shop entrances and exits can really bring foot traffic to a standstill.
Imagine stopping in the MIDDLE of all of this
It’s a surefire way to kill the magic when you’re constantly trying to dodge or navigate through human traffic jams.
Rope Drop Chaos
If you’ve ever experienced rope drop at Magic Kingdom, you know it can be utter chaos.
Rope dropping lines at Magic Kingdom.
The rush to get to the most popular rides can feel more like a stampede than a magical start to your day. It’s not exactly the enchanting experience you might have in mind.
The Transportation and Ticket Center (TTC) Dilemma
Unlike the other parks, Magic Kingdom requires you to go through the Transportation and Ticket Center (TTC). This is a problem unique to Magic Kingdom.
TTC
This extra step can make an easy escape incredibly difficult, especially when you’re tired after a long day and just want to get back to your hotel.
It’s a Snack Kingdom, Not a Foodie Paradise
While Magic Kingdom has some decent snacks, planning a full meal there can be tricky.
Delicious and golden
I usually find myself planning to have my meals outside of the park (usually in one of the resort restaurants) to avoid the underwhelming food options. It’s a shame when you’re in such a magical place but can’t find a satisfying meal.
Those Train Tracks
The old-timey charm of the tracks on Main Street USA loses its appeal when you’re constantly tripping over them.
Main Street USA Trolley Tracks
They’re a hazard for strollers, wheelchairs, and distracted walkers alike. Let’s just say that it’s not the most “magical” experience.
Getting Stuck on the Wrong Side of a Parade
If you’ve ever been caught on the “wrong side” of a parade route, you know the struggle!
Festival of Fantasy Parade
The parades are beautiful, but boy can they put a serious wrench in your plans if you’re not prepared. What should have been a quick walk to the next ride suddenly can turn into a lengthy detour if you’re caught on the “wrong” side.
Broken or Closed Attractions
Maybe it’s just my bad luck, but it seems like something is always broken or closed at Magic Kingdom.
Golden Oak Outpost when closed
I get that rides shut down for maintenance and shops close for refurbishments, but for some reason, I feel it happens more here than in any other park.
Haunted Mansion is CLOSED
Additionally, all those closures can cause other areas of the park to become even more congested as people flock to the few remaining available attractions.
Fantasyland crowds in Magic Kingdom
Those are just a couple of the cringey things at Magic Kingdom that seriously have us questioning if we’ll ever go there again, and we’d love to hear more about it from you! In the meantime, be sure to stay tuned to DFB for more tips, tricks, and resources to help you plan the BEST Disney World vacation possible.
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You make me laugh! I’ve gone to Magic Kingdom yearly from 1977 and onwards. I have experienced all of the above, BUT I still go back. Magic Kingdom is the embodiment of Disney. If people stopped going, I would be worried.
Rope drop is so chaotic, it’s just not worth it to me. The only reason I’ll go to any park that early is for a breakfast reservation.
The strollers. So. Many. Strollers.
It seriously has me reconsidering ever going to any Disney party again, but very specifically MK. The literal sea of strollers in so many places really detracts from the experience. And so many people pushing them are rude and inconsiderate navigating with them.
It wasn’t always like this but corporate greed always prevails and stupid people continue to spend there money there regardless of the crowds or reduced value for our money so why wouldn’t they continue giving us less if we are dumb enough to pay
As someone who used to work at Golden Oak Outpost it’s open during lunch rushes but due to its small seating area and level of interest in anyone ordering anything after 5 or 6, it doesn’t make sense to leave it open all evening. Disney leans on Cosmic Rays to carry after dinner rush eaters because it has the largest variety of food and the largest dining space. To use it as an example of “it’s always closed” is unfair. It’s a fantastic place to get food and you won’t find a friendlier staff. Just keep in mind that there’s a clear decision behind the operating hours of the food establishments.
I thought the same thing about the food at magic kingdom until we went 2 weeks ago and tried liberty tree tavern for the first time. It was amazing, I’ll go back every time! Even though it was a sit down restaurant, the service was as quick as we could eat! It’s a set menu so you don’t waste time for everyone to pick something out. It was a little pricey but I thought totally worth it. I’m craving it as I’m typing this comment.
Yet we still love it !!
I was a season ticket holder for almost 20 years when my grandchildren were young. Spent 2 weeks there every year. Absolutely love Disney! If you hate crowds don’t go on holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas week, spring break. Have been to Paris Disneyland, Hong Kong Disneyland and Disneyland in California. All different but fun. The only thing I wish Disney would do for senior citizens is give them a senior citizens pass at a discounted rate because let’s face it it’s hard to get around and we don’t go on all the rides but like to enjoy with family. Maybe someday they will do it.
Outlaw double strollers.