Have you ever been to Disney World’s hidden crime village?!
Tiny Train Town
Tucked away in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT is a tiny town filled with trains and turbulence. We’ve often caught its residents in the middle of misdeeds and malarkey. And now, we have to make weekly visits to the village to see what kind of trouble the miniature people are getting into. Let’s go check it out!
First up, we went to check in on Little Suzie and her teddy bear on top of the observation tower. Our town’s maintenance team has really been slacking recently because they haven’t replaced that guardrail in ages. However, things just got WORSE. A second guardrail has fallen off the side of the building — this observation deck is safe for no one! As the mayor of the town, I’ll personally be calling Little Suzie’s parents and having them come pick her up.
Oh no!
However, as I progressed through my inspection, I caught something even more disastrous. In a town known for our trains, multiple lines were STOPPED during my visit! Two trains were completely halted on the tracks and only one remained in operation. What is the cause of this chaos?!
A train stop!
I went down to the train depot to investigate but only found bored travelers waiting for the trains to arrive. I warned them that there was an unexpected delay. Like the mass derailings from a few weeks ago, I suspect that this train problem is a plot hatched by the railroad workers!
What’s going on here?
I’ll be launching a full-scale investigation into the train problem, but before I left my tour of the town, I made to stop by and check on Dave and his werewolf problem. Dave has been singlehandedly holding off the town’s werewolf from attacking other villagers for MONTHS, so we have a relief program designed to drop off supplies for him and we have officers on standby for when he needs to get some rest. You’re a rockstar, Dave!
Keep fighting, Dave!
That’s a wrap on this week’s visit to the tiny train town, but we’ll keep you updated if we find any other happenings there in the future. Stay tuned to DFB for the latest!
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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I think the railroad workers have shamelessly abandoned their posts to go check out the snacks at MNSSHP! I hope they bring some back for Dave – fighting werewolves non-stop can make a guy hungry! (Maybe the werewolves will go too and give poor Dave a break.🤣)
Maybe the maintenance workers went on strike with the Railroad workers.
Don’t you mean you’ll “be launching a 1:12-scale investigation into the train problem” ? 😉
Or did they take vacation time without approval. Good luck Mayor.