There’s a rogue village in Disney World where criminals run amuck.
The town in question.
Yep, I’m talking about the tiny train town in EPCOT! This itty bitty city is filled with anarchy, crime, and plenty of general shenanigans, so I love to stop by and see what the residents are up to on a regular basis. I made another trip to this little German town recently, and I’ve got some wild updates for you!
If you’ve been following along with my past few updates, then you know I’ve been closely eyeing the town’s jug band drama. The band has now replaced two of its members with new players after a massive fallout that resulted in the injuries of the previous two members. They’re moving on without any remorse at all! Meanwhile, the old band members are currently recovering in the hospital. Have you no SHAME?
The jug band!
If you recall a few months ago, a door thief was running rampant in the tiny town. Now it seems that the fiend is back at it again! Several citizens reported doors missing from their homes, which is particularly dangerous considering our town’s werewolf is still on the loose. As the mayor, I formally recommend that everyone invest in large quantities of cling wrap to cover all their entrances. You’ll be stuck inside, but it’s for the good of your family.
The door thief is back!
As I reported in my last update, the train service is BACK in the town after a brief hiatus. This means that our train stops are once again crowded with people hoping to hitch a ride. And in positive news, the young people of the town are beginning to use the train stations as an excuse to meet eligible bachelors and bachelorettes. Love is in the air — maybe we’ll finally get to celebrate something happy!
They’re gathering like a social hour!
And finally, I’ve got to mention that we have a visitor in town! Mr. Mickey Mouse himself is staying on the outskirts of the village for a little getaway. (He loves trains as much as his friend Walt!) I ask the townspeople not to disturb him during his relaxing vacation.
Mr. Mouse is here
Stay tuned to DFB for more updates from the tiny town and its villagers! I’ll keep you in the loop.
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Enjoyed reading this a lot. Reminded me of how our kids would come up with storylines about what they saw each time we visited. Now they pass that tradition onto our grandchildren.
Thank you Mayor.