It’s time to visit our favorite little destination in EPCOT, a town known for its crime, tragedy, and general tomfoolery.
Yep, we’re paying a visit to EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town in World Showcase’s Germany Pavilion. This tiny little village is home to a lot of BIG problems, most recently a massive storm that left many homes without doors and roofs. The hijinks in this town are legendary, and it looks like its citizens have no plans of stopping anytime soon. So let’s check in with them and see what’s up.
I am Interim Mayor Robin reporting in for duty while Tiny Train Town’s regular mayor, Lydia, takes a bit of a break. We just recently paid a visit to Tiny Train Town to see what kind of shenanigans the town’s residents have been up to lately, and well, let me just say, there are plenty! First up, we think Child Protective Services may be visiting the town soon…we found a naked baby basically left unattended sitting on a wooden bench. That poor child is going to get splinters! Why is it naked and why is the rest of its family just hanging around acting like that’s normal?
If you’ve been keeping up with the goings-on of Tiny Train Town, you’ll know that the young people in town have been meeting up at train stations around town in hopes of meeting their true loves. Well, we think some of the town’s seniors are doing the same thing in the heart of the town. This house seems to be a PRIME meeting spot for some of the town’s elderly singles. You’re never too old to find true love, y’all.
We also spotted a rare meeting of the town’s Introverts Anonymous group. As you can see, they’ve met up, but they’re sticking to the six feet of social distancing rule so that they can meet, but not like actually have to talk to each other or make eye contact.
We also have a disturbing update on the Jug Band. Now, the Jug Band originally had four members, but there was a falling out when two of the members were murdered and replaced with new people. Well, one of those new members is now missing…and given this band’s history, we suspect foul play. However, they do seem to have found themselves a fan.
There has also been an incident at this house, where Grandma has had a nasty fall: she’s fallen and can’t get up. We really hope she’s wearing one of those medical alert bracelets with fall-detection capabilities because her good-for-nothing husband isn’t doing anything to help her. Interestingly enough, the donkey has also fallen down and can’t get up. This house must be CURSED.
Finally, this one house seems to be getting sketchier every time we see it. It’s become that one house in the town that all the kids talk about being haunted and they keep daring each other to go inside, but no one has the guts to do it. We guess this is Tiny Train Town’s version of the Haunted Mansion.
Stay tuned to DFB for more updates from Tiny Town Village, as well as more actual Disney news!
The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
Here’s our previous update from Tiny Train Town
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Welcome interim mayor Robin. You’re already doing a good job reporting on Tiny Train Town for us.