We’re traveling back to yours, mine, and everybody’s favorite place…the tiny train town in EPCOT!
This teeny tiny village in the Germany Pavillion is a fun spot for tourists to stand and watch the trains, but the casual visitor may not know that the town is absolutely RIFE with crime! We’ve spotted murders, vandalism, and plenty of shady dealings going on here in the past, and so now I keep an eye on things to let you guys know about all the tomfoolery and shenanigans. Let’s see what this week had in store!
I’ve got to kick things off with an update on the topic everyone’s asking about — the werewolf terrorizing the townspeople! As of my most recent visit to the village (I stop by frequently since I elected myself mayor), the werewolf was still stalking Dave. (That guy in beige looks like a Dave, does he not?!)
Hang in there Dave, you’re doing great! We may have to attempt a rescue party soon, but it seems as though Dave is holding his own and protecting the rest of the village from the horrors of the werewolf.
Even though the werewolf seems to be specifically haunting Dave by daylight (what did Dave ever do to YOU, sir?!), my best guess is that he’s hiding out in this cave at night. There seems to be a kind of lean-to rock shelter inside the tunnel. I’ll hire someone to keep a lookout and see if we can corner the beast.
There IS some good news, however! I’ve been able to prevent one disaster from striking in the future. As if this town doesn’t already have enough violent crime, we’ve now got pranksters as well.
At one of the train depots, it seems as though some of the village delinquents have set a booby trap underneath an outdoor bench. There’s some kind of wired connectivity, likely to make the bench explode or to shoot of fireworks at the next unsuspecting victim. Don’t worry — I’ve sent our local electrician to check it out.
And in other good news, the lighthouse railing has been repaired and we’ve established a new rule that all children visiting must be fully supervised! (See, I promise I’m a good mayor — I instilled new safety policies!) With the murder and the swindling and the werewolf, we definitely don’t need anyone falling to their death. Little Suzie and her teddy bear are safe and sound.
And lastly, on my recent visit to the town, I noticed this advertisement for Herforder Pils. But I definitely didn’t approve a liquor license for this random barn. Do you think they’re running some kind of bootleg operation here? Some kind of underground smuggling of alcohol? I may need to go undercover and check it out myself.
I’ll continue to keep an eye on the tiny train town and get as many updates as possible to share with you! Stay tuned to DFB for the latest news from EPCOT and the rest of Disney World.
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Diana says
I love following along with the tales of the Tiny Train Town, and fully feel you will be reelected Mayor.
Lou says
IMy dad had a big train platform that I helped build. We had an ice skating rink and a town with a 50’s vibe. I love seeing this tiny town and following the adventures of the townspeople. Keep up the good work Mayor!