Have you ever visited Disney World’s epicenter of crime?!
The town in question.
Yep, we’re talking about the tiny train town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT, where the villagers run amuck and tomfoolery is on the daily schedule. As the town’s self-appointed mayor, I stop by weekly to check out the shenanigans, and this week you won’t believe what I caught going on!
First of all, I have to give you a very exciting update that PROVES once and for all that I actually do my job as the town’s mayor. The trains have returned! I had previously put a halt to train service in the village due to a dastardly plot formed by the railroad workers. Well, thanks to some careful investigation, we have caught the perpetrators, hired new rail staff, and started the trains back up again! Hopefully this will put an end to all the unfortunate derailings we were seeing earlier this summer.
The trains have returned!
In another effort to ensure the safety of our townspeople, I have hired security guards to be stationed on the watchtower and prevent any further delinquency in the form of vandalism. We’ve had a serious problem with people removing the safety railings, so the guards are here to keep that from happening. Unfortunately, they couldn’t convince Little Suzie to go home…so she’s up there to keep an eye out as well, I guess.
Security guards
Of course, I also have to share an update on the jug band DRAMA! If you recall, this band had previously “disposed” of two of its members due to some senseless feuds. Now, just days later, they’ve already replaced one of their own. Talk about betrayal!
Jug Band DRAMA
And last but not least, I have to share one of my favorite updates! Our town is all decked out to celebrate the 2024 EPCOT International Food & Wine Festival. Should we get some tiny food booths to match? I would love that!
It’s festival time!
That’s a wrap on this week’s visit to the tiny train town. We’ll keep you in the loop with all the news, so stay tuned to DFB!
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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I love the details Disney puts into everything! The little lamp post signs are great!
Love the misadventures of Tiny Train Town! Never stop!