Dear Disney World, it breaks my heart to make this confession, but I need to come clean.
I’ve been cheating on you. Yes, I know you are The Most Magical Place on Earth, and I’ve been trying to visit you regularly, but something has changed. You see, I’ve been flying to the West Coast to visit your smaller, yet older relative, the Happiest Place on Earth. Yes, I’ve been visiting Disneyland instead. But hear me out: I have my reasons: it’s not you, it’s me.