Ah..the life of a celebrity. We bet they NEVER have to wait in a standby line for Flight of Passage and will probably never know the pain of having to stand on a full bus at the end of the night. What a life! Imagine being escorted through the park with not one — not two — but THREE V.I.P. Tour Guides. That’s a whole army; are they standing in some kind of triangle formation to block celebrities from all angles?! We have questions.

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We may not have reached celebrity status quite yet, but we do know a thing or two about the life of a celebrity on vacation at Disney World. Thanks to our team of former Cast Members (and personal experience on a V.I.P. Tour), we know alllll the top-secret locations that regular guests don’t have access to in Disney World. Can ya keep a secret?