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Hey there, madam mayor reporting for duty. Here to give you the latest updates from Disney World’s most dangerous place…the tiny train town!
Let’s go to the tiny train town!
I stopped by the town a few days ago to see what kind of shenanigans the residents were getting into, and we’ve got some things to discuss! In the past, I’ve caught these ruffians in murder, espionage, vandalism, treachery, and more. But this week? Well, you’re going to be surprised.
There’s a rogue village in Disney World where criminals run amuck.
The town in question.
Yep, I’m talking about the tiny train town in EPCOT! This itty bitty city is filled with anarchy, crime, and plenty of general shenanigans, so I love to stop by and see what the residents are up to on a regular basis. I made another trip to this little German town recently, and I’ve got some wild updates for you!
Have you ever visited Disney World’s epicenter of crime?!
The town in question.
Yep, we’re talking about the tiny train town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT, where the villagers run amuck and tomfoolery is on the daily schedule. As the town’s self-appointed mayor, I stop by weekly to check out the shenanigans, and this week you won’t believe what I caught going on!
We’re back with an update from the WILDEST town in Disney World!
Hey there tiny villagers!
If you’ve been following along with our adventures in the tiny train town in EPCOT, then you know that this itty bitty city is filled with crime, dastardly deeds, and in general, complete anarchy. As the self-proclaimed mayor of the village, I’ve been attempting to catch the criminals in their wrongdoing and keep the town on the straight and narrow, but during a recent visit, I found some concerning problems.
Have you ever been to Disney World’s hidden crime village?!
Tiny Train Town
Tucked away in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT is a tiny town filled with trains and turbulence. We’ve often caught its residents in the middle of misdeeds and malarkey. And now, we have to make weekly visits to the village to see what kind of trouble the miniature people are getting into. Let’s go check it out!
Have you seen the TRAGEDIES of EPCOT’s tiny train town?
Spaceship Earth at EPCOT
The itty bitty train village in the Germany Pavilion is adorable and a fun sight to see when you’re in the park, but it’s also absolutely rife with crime and villainy. We’ve caught its residents in their misdeeds many times over the past few months — from murder to sabotage to underground crime rings. And we’re heading back this week to see what’s happening again!
Do you know the dastardly deeds of EPCOT’s tiny villagers?
Welcome to the tiny train town!
The tiny train town in the Germany Pavilion in EPCOT has been an epicenter of crime and malarkey for many months now, and we’ve been keeping a close eye on it to see what’s going on. As the town’s self-proclaimed mayor, I try to stop by weekly and reign in the criminals and mischief-makers, so let’s see what they were up to this week!
Here at DFB, we know you love being dragged into the drama of the tiny train town!
Train Village in EPCOT
If you’ve followed us for a while, you’ve probably seen our updates from the train village in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT — that place is absolutely rife with crime. We’ve caught its residents red-handed many times, from murders to robberies to smuggling rings. What’s going on in the rowdy village this week? Let’s take a look!
Who’s ready for some shenanigans!
The train village
I’m taking you back to the tiny train town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT for another update! If you’ve been following along for the past few months, you know that this miniature village is filled to the brim with crime and teeming with hooligans. So let’s see what those little monsters were getting up to this week!
We’re traveling back to yours, mine, and everybody’s favorite place…the tiny train town in EPCOT!
Back to the village!
This teeny tiny village in the Germany Pavillion is a fun spot for tourists to stand and watch the trains, but the casual visitor may not know that the town is absolutely RIFE with crime! We’ve spotted murders, vandalism, and plenty of shady dealings going on here in the past, and so now I keep an eye on things to let you guys know about all the tomfoolery and shenanigans. Let’s see what this week had in store!
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