food IS a theme park
There’s one (tiny) neighborhood in Disney World that just might be the sketchiest community in the world.
This place is RIFE with crime
Yes, we’re talking about the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion, where we’ve witnessed criminal behavior, outright lawlessness, and, dare we say…MURDER? Yes, tragedy has fallen upon the citizens of Tiny Train Town yet again…but DFB is on the case!
The list of things we love about EPCOT is nearly endless.
Spaceship Earth
We say nearly because, despite what it may seem, there’s trouble afoot in this park. Yep, you read that correctly — a particular pavilion happens to be riddled with debauchery, crime, and general raucousness, and we’re back for another investigation. It’s time for CSI: Disney World.
Disney World is a magical place full of dreams, hope, thrills, nostalgia, and sometimes — CRIME.
Germany Pavilion in EPCOT
The little German villagers in EPCOT’s tiny train town know that all too well. We’ve seen tragedy strike time and time again in this seemingly quaint village — you might remember the recent biochemical attack or the rowdy crime sprees of updates past. Now, we’re crushed to report that the unthinkable has happened in this town once again.
Everyone remain calm — this might be the most important Disney World update you read about anytime soon.
Germany Pavilion
No, we don’t have any official updates on when the Hatbox Ghost will be coming to Magic Kingdom, and we still don’t officially have an opening date for Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, either. But, what we do have to share is something, much, much more exciting — and devastating.
Look, we go to Disney World every day — and even though there’s always something to see and do, we can’t help but let our minds wander.
Spaceship Earth
What are we going to have for dinner tonight? What is the meaning of life? What are the little German villagers up to in EPCOT’s tiny train town up to today? It’s questions like these that keep us up at night, but luckily, we got the answer to at least one of them on a recent trip to the parks… and it doesn’t look good.
Okay, we are about to take you to the SKETCHIEST neighborhood in all of Disney World.
Germany’s Train Village
Seriously, this is a place that is notoriously strange, where its denizens get up to who-knows-what kind of shenanigans. No, this isn’t the Wild West of Frontierland in Magic Kingdom. Nope, we’re taking you to the shadiest little town in Disney World, which just happens to be in EPCOT. Yep, we’re going back to Train Town.
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