Listen, this might be the Disney Food Blog but we specialize in all things pop culture, okay?
As much as we’re listening to the EPCOT atmospheric music that plays throughout the parks, we’re also listening to Folklore, Evermore, and Red (Taylor’s Version). That’s right, baby. We’re a team of Disney-loving Swifties. And you best believe that we’ve been keeping up with her new relationship with Mr. Travis Kelce. We can’t wait for new songs about a 6’5″ tight end in red. Anyway, we got to thinking. Which RIDES would Travis and Taylor be if they were Disney World rides? (This is where our tired brains go after Disney drops a bunch of news on us.) We came up with the most perfect list. There will be no discussion, thanks!